If you’re looking for a light-hearted giggle, make a beeline for this hive of bee puns and bee jokes!
I’ve rounded up my favourite bee puns and bee jokes to make you smile. They’re great bee humour for school projects, greetings card messages, photo captions, or just a bit of fun!
Here are some of my favourite funny bee jokes (or should that be honey bee jokes!?) to get you buzzing.
Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead? A zombee.
Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.
What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself.
What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
Which singers do bees love? Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.
What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house swarming party.
What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day? A Frizz-bee.
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an aeroplane.
What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell? Bee-witched.
Which sport do bees like the most? Rug-bee.
What do you call a Bee that works for the government? A pollentician.
What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? A maybee.
I’m holding a bee in my hands- what is in my eye? Beauty.
What’s another name for a baby bee? A little humbug.
Who says “zzub zzub zzub”? A bee flying backwards.
What do you call a bee that’s hard to understand? A mumble-bee.
What’s a bee’s favourite sport? Rug-bee.
A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.
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