191 best skeleton puns and jokes for humerus giggles

Prepare to rattle your funny bones with this bone-afide collection of skeleton puns!

Whether you’re a fan of anatomy, crazy about Halloween, or just love a good laugh, these skeleton puns are bound to hit the spot.

Use them at your Halloween party, on instagram captions, in TikTok videos, or just when you need to lighten the mood. They’re family-friendly, so you can enjoy them with people of all ages.

Read on for a whole host of cute skeleton jokes, skeleton puns and jokes about bones.

1. What do you call a skeleton who never does his chores? Lazy bones.

2. Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart wasn’t in it.

3. What did the French skeletons say before eating their dinner? Bone appetit!

4. What’s a skeleton’s favourite thing to do with their cell phone? Take skelfies.

5. Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.

6. What do you call a skeleton that looks exactly the same as another skeleton? Dead ringer.

7. Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

8. What’s the best way to make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone.

9. Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food? He didn’t have the stomach for it.

10. What Spanish food do skeletons enjoy most? Patella.

11. What did the skeleton say when it won the lottery? “I’m feeling bone-afide lucky!”

12. Why did the skeleton go to acting classes? He wanted tibia star.

13. Why do skeletons hate the cold? It sends chills up their spine.

14. How do you imprison a skeleton? Put him in a rib cage.

15. Why did the skeleton go to the library? To bone up on its reading skills.

16. Why does a skeleton make a good manager? Because it’s a natural bone leader.

17. What kind of TV does a skeleton watch? A skelevision.

18. Why was the skeleton lonely? It had no-body.

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