200 funny winter jokes for kids and winter puns

Brace yourselves for a flurry of laughter and an avalanche of humour as we dive headfirst into these cool winter jokes for kids!

Winter might send shivers down your spine, but these winter puns are here to melt your heart and warm your spirits on winter days. Whether you’re bundled up by the fireplace or braving the cold, our fun winter jokes will have you chuckling all season long.

We’ve also included some perfect winter captions for instagram and TikTok posts, plus a roundup of winter riddles to get everyone thinking.

So, grab a hot cocoa, wrap yourself in a cosy blanket, and get ready to explore winter wit and frosty fun with this collection of winter jokes for kids.

Let’s kick things off with a frosty selection of winter jokes for kids.

1. What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard? A cold spell.

2. How do you organise a fantastic winter party? You sleigh it!

3. What did the snow say to the road? “I’ve got you covered.”

4. Why did the winter month make a great detective? Because it always uncovered cold hard facts.

5. What did the man say after he slipped and fell on ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

6. What did the winter month say to the spring month? “Don’t hurry; I’m still chilling.”

7. What’s the best thing to put on a burger in winter? Chilly sauce.

8. What’s the most popular Mexican dish in winter? Brrr-itos.

9. How do snowmen get information? They use the winter-net.

10. What did the tree say after a long winter? “What a re-leaf!”

11. What kind of cake topping is best for winter? Lots of icing.

12. Why did the bear keep losing his job? He always disappeared in winter.

13. What do you call a bird in winter? Brrrr-d.

14. What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo? Brr-eakfast.

15. Why did Elsa fall off